Derp Palace

Apr 20

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

Apr 20

dialupmodem:

uunq:

chesterthecheetah:

okay tumblr i have a game

take this image and keep adding onto it

image

image

image

Apr 20
whydoihaveablog:

fallinl0vewithyoureyesclosed:

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Need.

This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations. 

whydoihaveablog:

fallinl0vewithyoureyesclosed:

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Need.

This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations. 

Apr 20
Apr 20

hungryhowie:

saying “ow” when you get hit in a video game

Apr 20

danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

Apr 20
superwholockey:

cressidaisolde:

hypothermiclegumes:

stereofidelic:

noxi:

crush-zombie:

oldmanyellsatcloud:

Good ref image. Shows how and where obvious jams can occur, and what you’d need to adjust to clear one.

Dat engineering.

swrrt jesus  sexy

ooh damn, that is nice.

OMG WHOA good ref

I literally did not know how a gun works until I saw this 

tag your porn

superwholockey:

cressidaisolde:

hypothermiclegumes:

stereofidelic:

noxi:

crush-zombie:

oldmanyellsatcloud:

Good ref image. Shows how and where obvious jams can occur, and what you’d need to adjust to clear one.

Dat engineering.

swrrt jesus  sexy

ooh damn, that is nice.

OMG WHOA good ref

I literally did not know how a gun works until I saw this 

tag your porn

Apr 20
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

lorelei-lee:

meera-reed:

somewhereovertherainbowww:

courage.
from the beginning.
until the end.

FUCK MY LIFE, I JUST BURST INTO TEARS.

Well, there’s the reason why he could have been the Chosen One too.

Neville Longbottom could’ve done it in like 3 books

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

lorelei-lee:

meera-reed:

somewhereovertherainbowww:

courage.

from the beginning.

until the end.

FUCK MY LIFE, I JUST BURST INTO TEARS.

Well, there’s the reason why he could have been the Chosen One too.

Neville Longbottom could’ve done it in like 3 books

Apr 20
Apr 20
evilchildmolestingpirate:

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

"hey whats the weather like right now?"
"oh its shadow on ground"

evilchildmolestingpirate:

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

"hey whats the weather like right now?"

"oh its shadow on ground"