Derp Palace

Apr 17

3fandom5u:

mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

You people are so irisponsible

Apr 17

shinysherlock:

karinaenolan:

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

triwizardry:

I think the Ravenclaw motto should be caw caw motherfuckers

I vote we change them all
hiss hiss motherfuckers
roar roar motherfuckers

is the one for hufflepuff missing cause they’re too polite to say motherfucker or cause nobody knows what a badger sounds like?

nobody has heard the hufflepuff war cry and survived

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Apr 17
thequeenandthephoenix:

oh my fucking god

thequeenandthephoenix:

oh my fucking god

Apr 17

xillouxkitten:

fenomenalespoderescosmicos:

monkeyelbow:

theprinceofsnark:

thecolorofroses:

You forgot some:

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Good god it got better.

I want to add This guys:

*silent screaming in the distance*

Apr 17

onlylolgifs:

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

Apr 17
ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life

ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life

Apr 17

pointless-posts-and-fandoms:

karenhallion:

queenmera:

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Every time I see this, it makes me happy. 

Hemsworth looks like he got his ass kicked multiple times while Evans just laughed at him the entire time

Apr 17

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

I just love how this movie depicts them as a regular family.

Apr 17
clestroying:

dirtymoistvagina:

If you ever feel sad just remember I was the creator and captain of a dodge ball team called “Team Meme”


you should have called your team “doge ball” and put pictures of the doge meme on your tops.

clestroying:

dirtymoistvagina:

If you ever feel sad just remember I was the creator and captain of a dodge ball team called “Team Meme”

you should have called your team “doge ball” and put pictures of the doge meme on your tops.

Apr 17

shawnspenstar:

My friend’s dad used to work at a movie theatre where a lot of celebrities came to apparently and one time Tom Hanks came in and he was feeding tickets into the machine and couldn’t see anything so the guy up top was like “dude, that’s Tom Hanks” and her dad was like “yeah right if that’s Tom Hanks I’ll start eating these tickets” and Tom Hanks leans over the counter and whispers “start eating the tickets”